She always thought people ignored her because she was a woman and not very tall or pretty, but once she got old, she found out what being invisible really feels like. So shit on it. If people don’t want to deal with her, they don’t have to. She goes where she wants, does what she feels like, and if anyone gives her backchat, she just acts confused until they get exasperated and leave. It works as often as not.
If you’re pairing this trait with one of the social positions, the actual age and description can change a lot. Someone who’s unusually old to be driving a police prowl car is probably a few decades younger than an unusually old academic or Alderwoman. But whatever her position, she occupies it at an age where sexual intrigues and child-rearing drama both seem tedious and sad.
I’m Unusually Old, of course I can find information even when the Internet’s down, be patient and persistent, be prepared for the unexpected.
Substitutes for: Knowledge.
Feature: Substitutes for Status.
Feature: Protects Helplessness.